Archive for the Games Category
Runes of Magic: Adventure Ho !
Posted in Games on July 2, 2009 by bhvalenceWorld of Warcraft pretty much has a strangle hold on the MMO market. With almost 12 million subscribers (as of this writing) it doesn’t seem like anything will diminish its popularity anytime soon. However I am no longer a WoW kiddie. No I think my time in Azeroth is done. Which is a shame, because I have nowhere else to go.
Prototype Review
Posted in Games on June 24, 2009 by bhvalenceWell its been a while, so I might as well get off my worthless ass and do something.
Finding Love on Craigslist…
Posted in Games on May 7, 2009 by bhvalenceDISCLAIMER: This is not about the Craigslist Killer. I didn’t even know about it until today when I decided to turn on fucking Dr. Phil before Tennis. Hooray.
DISCLAIMER II: I realize this is posted on a video game site. This will be here until my other site is up and running, at which point it will be moved.
To put some back story into this, I started going to Craigslist just for the “Best Of” section. Seriously, if you are looking for some laughs go and read some of those posts.
VG Favorites EP 2 – Out of this World
Posted in Games on April 8, 2009 by bhvalenceThe second episode is here ! Sorry for it being posted late. It took forever to upload.
Resident Evil 5
Posted in Games on April 5, 2009 by bhvalenceWell I guess it’s due time to review this game. Let me get something out of the way, I had a blast playing this game, which is why this review is kinda painful to write…oh well.
VG Favorites EP 1 – Contra
Posted in Games on April 1, 2009 by bhvalenceThe first episode of VG Favorites !
The State of Reviews Today
Posted in Games on March 15, 2009 by bhvalence**Please keep in mind that I wrote this 3 weeks ago, so some figures are not correct anymore. It still doesn’t change shit though**
I’ve been on a pretty long hiatus, and for this I am sorry. I’m back though so on with the same old routine of reviews and such.
I’m seeing a growing trend that needs to go the fuck away. Game reviewers are giving away perfect 10’s left and right, to games that don’t fucking deserve it. Let’s take a look at this year alone and see how many games got the highest honor of perfection.
Dead Space Review
Posted in Games on March 8, 2009 by bhvalenceDead Space is a Sci-Fi Horror third person shooter brought to you by Electronic Arts.
YOU are Isaac Who-Gives-a-Shit and you and your crew must go to this space station and fix some shit. Sound familiar ? Yes its every Sci-Fi horror movie ever made ! And trust me, the similarities don’t just end there. It gets much worse.
Cryptic Messages From Google ?
Posted in Games on March 1, 2009 by bhvalenceIs something sinister at work here ? What I have stumbled upon may bring to light Google’s plans for world conquest. Hopefully we are not too late.
