News
Thursday July 2nd, 2009
New post is up. Hope you enjoy it. Hopefully I will have something up later in the week. Depends how much free time I have on my hands.
`bhvalence
Tuesday June 30th, 2009
A little status update is in order.
Basically, my computer is in no shape to process and render video. It’s just not in the goddamned cards. So right now, I’m in the process of backing up everything to DVDs and then I’ll reformat. However sorting 200 some odd gigs will take a while.
Not all is lost. I have a game review coming up soon and some other things planned.
`bhvalence
New post is up. No its not a video. Yes I am a failure. Yes this will get updated more frequently.
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Sunday April 5th, 2009
New week, new post ! Hope you enjoy it.
New VG Favorites this Wednesday. Look out for that. Also, I’m thinking that a new episode will come out every 2 weeks or so. Don’t worry I’ll have other stuff to fill the void.
Have a good rest of your weekend.
`bhvalence
Wednesday April 1st, 2009
Let me just say one thing: I hate today. Fuck this worthless holiday bred on cruelty and the suffering of others. So when I say the new post is up, it really is.
I hope you enjoy it. Really I do. More news later.
`bhvalence
Sunday March 15th, 2009
Another week and another post. Enjoy !
So about that whole Bi-weekly thing…yeah it will happen…soon. I hope. The hold up is due to my work ethic. Apparently, I think its more important to work on part 3 of something instead of finishing part 1, thus allowing me to post new shit. I swear that new stuff is coming.
`bhvalence
Sunday March 8th, 2009
As promised, another article has been posted.
I was going to write and post another article, but instead, I’ll just link you over to what I was going to talk about anyway. Just see for yourself and laugh at the idiocy.
You know how they targetted gamers for energy drinks and snacks and stuff ? Well someone over at anti-drug land decided to go ahead and tell gamers about the dangers of marijuana and how it can effect your raiding abilities.
I really wish I was joking. I strongly urge you to watch the videos too. It is all priceless. Here is the site: Above the Influence.
Also, I have decided to update the site Bi-weekly. So keep an eye out on Wednesday or Thursday for something totally new and hopefully something funny. Have a good Sunday.
`bhvalence
Sunday March 1st, 2009
Hurray ! I’m not dead !
That’s right. I’m back. This site will get new content at least once a week. I have a lot of cool things lined up so check back often !
New post today to start things off. It’s a bit of a weird one, that’s for sure. Enjoy !
`bhvalence
Tuesday November 11th, 2008
Its already been a week ? Lets see whats up.
Gears of War 2 has hit store shelves, as has Mirror’s Edge. I’ve decided to put off getting Gears 2 for a while and am on the fence with Mirror’s Edge…after all, I might get it later tonight. BUT Wrath of the Lich King hits store shelves in two goddamned days. Which means three things:
I have to get my warrior to 70. Prepare yet another fucking hit to my wallet. Decide if I want to completely lose my life to one game or more than one.
That about wraps that up. As much as I hate WoW, enough of my friends play to make it enjoyable. Wrath better be worth it. So, even as I write this I realize that I’ve already made up my mind. Wrath it is.
And Mirror’s Edge.
THEN The Last Remnant comes out the following week. This holiday season sucks and is awesome at the same time.
My gaming has been plagued by setbacks. Hopefully things will shape up from here on out. I have moved the computer out and am using my 46 inch TV as my monitor. Pretty sick.
Fallout 3 review soon.
`bhvalence
Sunday November 2nd, 2008
New pic, quote and song. Jason was the first to guess Kirby right so kudos to him. The quote “You’ve got to be shitting me!” is from Silent Hill Homecoming spoken by Alex.
The new song is actually two songs spliced together. I used this track for some of my DnD campaign.
New stuff this week so look out for it.
`bhvalence
Saturday November 1st, 2008
Phew. Long time no post. Well, got a new review up so have a read of that.
So here is whats going on.
Mirrors Edge Demo came out sometime this week…just got it and played through it twice. Fun as hell. Its a little odd that they didn’t make use of the A button though.
Fallout 3 launched and has been purchased. I’m currently in my Nth hour with no end in sight. I might have to review this one early.
Dead Space is going along alright. It keeps getting better as I go along so I can’t wait to see what happens next.
Fable II is turning out to be solid. Review of that soon.
November won’t be any nicer to our wallets. Main highlights are Mirror’s Edge, Left 4 Dead, Wrath of the Lich King, The Last Remnant and Gears of War 2, AND I still need to get the special edition of Rock Band 2.
Its getting late so I will throw up some new stuff tomorrow. Peace out.
`bhvalence
Saturday October 11th, 2008
Sorry about no new posts, but prepare for a flood when I complete these games. I am very close to beating The Force Unleashed and I am pretty damn far in Silent Hill Homecoming. I was tempted to buy Tales of Vesperia but with Fable II around the corner along with the special edition of Rock Band 2, I decided against it. Maybe next month but November is going to rape my wallet as well.
New theme. Hope you like it. Took me 2 seconds to find it and apply it. I thought the site needed a new look though.
In other news, I got a big screen TV ! Its fucking sick. You have no idea how great gaming on this thing is. Holy shit.
`bhvalence
EDIT: New post is up.
Sunday October 5th, 2008
Whats up guys. Long time no update. I got done recording 4 songs and 2 more need to be re recorded. But I have been playing some shit.
WoW – And we start off with me being a hypocrite ! I know what you are thinking too. Your thinking of one of my conditionals for playing this game. Well, its not true. So, whats the reason ? No one plays any other game, and I want to play with some peeps.
Warhammer Online – Review of this soon. There is one person playing this one, but still the more the merrier. Game is really fun, but again no one will play it.
Age of Conan – Best MMO out of the bunch and I quit. Again, no one was playing it and no one ever will.
Silent Hill Homecoming – Made by not Konami but some American company, so far its good. Scary as hell so far. Its lost some of the Silent Hill charm but what do you expect.
Ninja Gaiden II – Its a poetic symphony of death and destruction. Mix in some gibblets and buckets upon buckets of blood you have a festival of death in store.
Lander got the character right. He is indeed Earthworm Jim. I will have new stuff up next week.
`bhvalence
Thursday September 18th, 2008
New shit is up. Dan got the quote right, and I am ashamed at all of you for not knowing who that chick was. Its Judy Nails from Guitar Hero III. No new quote however. Something up later in the week.
Rock Band 2 and The Force Unleashed are going swimmingly. Can’t wait till I get to review The Force Unleashed. It will be THE REVIEW….UNLEASHED ! Probably not though.
Have a good weekend.
`bhvalence
Tuesday September 16th, 2008
Its 5am and I’m up. Oh well.
The Force Unleashed and Rock Band 2 should be out today. Ill pick up both…twice…today. The Force Unleashed didn’t get the best reviews, but I don’t know why that is. A lot of complaints were because of no multiplayer, and if you know me you know my stance on this. I buy games for an awesome single player experience and the multi is a bonus. Its not required.
I was going to wait for the ultimate box set to come out for Rock Band 2. I actually have that reserved. It comes out a month later though. So I think I’m going to buy the game today anyways then buy the box next month. Sounds crazy but I really want to play it. You can always get money. Who cares.
Updates later this week. I’ve been hard at work on my music so this has taken a back seat. Oh well that’s life.
::UPDATE::
Been playing The Force Unleashed and Rock Band 2 all day today. Good shit. Both of them are awesome so far. Rock Band 2 is easy. If you liked the first one, you’ll love this one. Its better. There. Done. No review for Rock Band 2. Get it.
The Force Unleashed, despite having bad reviews, is insanely fun. I’ll just have to wait and see where this goes. It might turn to shit, who knows. I’m guessing not though. So far its awesome.
`bhvalence
Sunday September 7th, 2008
Okay, I’m keeping the pic quote and song up for another week.
I did buy Infinite Undiscovery. So far so good. Its pretty fucking chaotic but its fun so far. Review of that when I eventually beat it.
I got in the Warhammer Beta, so I’m going to give that a go. Downloading the client right now. Hopefully this game will be able to run on all machines, so if I do play this stupid game, maybe some of my friends will be able to play =D. That’s right, I’m calling your PCs shitty. I’ll probably give a quick impression later today when its done downloading and updating. Its open beta so no NDA.
New post up soon.
::UPDATE::
Oops new post is up. Enjoy.
`bhvalence
Thursday September 4th, 2008
Okay all new stuff is up for the front page. I just beat Condemned 2 last night so expect a review of that soon. Gonna see if I can finish this game off on hard. It gets tricky at some parts.
Infinite Undiscovery and Tales of Vesperia should be out now. Checked Best Buy yesterday and they did not have either, so I am going to go there again today. They might have gotten the shipment late. I should be picking up one of those soon.
Anyways, the new quote is easy. Not as easy as you think though.
You guys have a good week. More later.
`bhvalence
Monday September 1st, 2008
Happy Labor Day everyone ! I spent this day working on a new post for you guys. Hopefully you will enjoy it.
Dinner is coming soon so I will make this quick. The character was Viola from Eternal Sonata. Dan gets partial credit. The quote “I think I’m going to wet myself” comes from Eternal Sonata spoken by Beat. I swear to god I did not plan for it to be a theme again.
New pic and stuff up later.
`bhvalence
Tuesday August 26th, 2008
A new week a new game. Just bought Condemned II. Can’t wait to start it up. Review of the first Condemned soon.
New song, pic and quote. The quote “You are in a computer game, Max.” comes from Max Payne spoken by Mona Sax. Of course, the name that character was also Mona Sax but that picture is from Max Payne II. Shame on you James. I thought you would have picked that up. Only partial cool points for you ! And for not being in vent when I am in there. Bastard.
September has decided to be the month where my wallet dies. Here are the games I want to get:
Infinite Undiscovery
Rock Band 2
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Silent Hill:Homecoming
Project Origin
Dead Space
Fable II
Fallout III
Some of these are coming out in October, which goes to show that October will further destroy my wallet. This holiday season isn’t going to be any lighter either. Good thing I have been saving up.
Some of you may be thinking why I didn’t put Spore on there. Well, its because I don’t care about it. So there.
Have a good week. School should be fun. New posts later on in the week.
`bhvalence
Friday August 22nd, 2008
Wow its been that long already ? Sorry guys. Oh well all is well, new post is up. Its not the one I was planning on releasing but this sort of happened spur of the moment.
Anyways, last night I had the most pleasant Halo III experience yet (while alone). Played three or four maps and only won 1 of them, however it was really cool. Played a game with these guys and we partied up the rest of the night. I was the odd man out, so I got stuck on the other team. One match it was just me and this one guy against them. We put up a great fight. I was surprised at how nice everyone was. I used to say I was lucky to find the dudes in Gears that made that game so much better, cause they were all cool. Come to think of it, I have only come across a few dicks here and there. However most of the kids automatically get a dick rating just because they annoy the fuck out of me, so they have some proving to do. Anyways, last night was cool. Halo III is getting better and better. Had a fucking blast with J this week as well. Halo isn’t that bad, but it is far from the greatness that is Call of Duty 4…or The Darkness…or Half Life 2…or Bioshock…or….fuck.
Anyways, I have to get the hell out of here. Tennis soon. New pic and shit when I return. Have a good week.
`bhvalence
Saturday August 9th, 2008
OKAY ! Time for some news. I am actually giving Halo III a chance. So far, I am saddened every time I play it…because I wished I was playing Call of Duty 4. Stupid non split screen. Oh well. Its enjoyable. I can put up with it.
I beat Lost Odyssey and I got Eternal Sonata. Lost Odyssey is awesome. Review for that soon.
I have just 1 shotted two songs on Rock Band: They Say and Wonderwall. Ok so that isn’t a big deal…at all. I mean, if you didn’t do them in one try there is something wrong with you. No no my friend. I was playing guitar and singing. Both on expert. I’m kinda proud of myself =D.
Well anyways, time for some real “site” news. Like I said, I’m working on a bunch of stuff. Like 8 different blogs at once. So, one might not come out too soon. I’ll keep you updated.
::UPDATE::
New stuff is up. New song, new quote and a new character. The quote “This place makes me want to kick a dog,” comes from The Darkness spoken by Jackie. The character is indeed from F.E.A.R. but alas, no name was found. Her name is Alma.
`bhvalence
Tuesday July 22nd, 2008
Holy shit.
Yeah its been a while. Sorry about that. Its been a pretty goddamned hectic couple of months. A lot of tennis, and unfortunately not a lot of video games. Haven’t gotten anything new either. However I did have a few posts already written up, but didn’t want to post them for some reason. They are going up now for your amusement.
Another reason why I’ve been gone is because of Dungeons and Dragons. Been playing that a ton and its a blast. I will actually do journal entries from my DnD campaign. So you can read how I try to kill my friends ! Yay ! Those will come out periodically. We are actually taking a short break from DnD so I can recoup and flesh out my campaign more. Get it all ready. And now I’m rambling.
Anywho, Lander did indeed get the character right. It is Professor Hojo from Final Fantasy VII. Mad props for getting one. The quote “Shut up ! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamned TEA ! ” comes from Final Fantasy VII as well, spoken by none other than Cid.
Anyway, I am going to keep updating this.
And I’m not dead.
`bhvalence
Tuesday May 13th, 2008
New post is up. Enjoy.
`bhvalence
Monday May 12th, 2008
Long time no post. New everything. The quote “I have nothing to sell but I’m shouting nonetheless !” comes from Dreamfall: The Longest Journey spoken by the Spice Seller. The previous character is Seth Balmore from Lost Odyssey. Yes Lander, you were the closest. It was that chick with a dudes name from the game Odyssey something. Bonus points for you for semi remembering.
If you look down at the previous News posting, I said I was going to wait a while to get GTA IV. What I meant to say was that I was going to get it the very next day. So thats been occupying my time. Is it worth all the praise ? Yes and no. There is no way to review this game early. I’ll have to wait a bit for that one.
The same goes for a Mario Kart review. I’ll review that later. However there is a review that I will release in a few days.
I have also ordered a PSP. Can’t wait to get this sucker and all its goodies.
Some new reading material in a few days. Sorry for the long delay. Tennis season is finally over so things are settling down a bit…well until summer that is. But thats still three weeks off.
Have a good week.
`bhvalence
Tuesday April 29th, 2008
New post is up. No updates though. Those will come later. Post explains why.
GTAIV and Mario Kart Wii came out this week. I got Mario Kart, but not GTAIV. Ill wait a bit for that one. Review of Mario Kart soon.
`bhvalence
Thursday April 17th, 2008
Another new post is up. Its just a tiny review.
Basically my weekend is shot. I have regionals tomorrow, and tournament on Saturday, and another tourney on Sunday. Hopefully between all that tennis I can have another update either Sunday or Monday. Who knows.
Enjoy your weekend.
`bhvalence
Sunday April 13th, 2008
Wow, I have a website ? Oh yeah, thats right. Its been so long I nearly forgot. Anyways, yeah sorry about the lack of…well anything. I have been incredibly busy with work and stuff that I haven’t had time to do much, let alone write about it. So all new stuff is up. New song, quote etc etc.
The quote “What is a man ? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets.” comes from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night spoken by Dracula himself.
New post is up. Its nothing special, and I actually wrote it a while ago. I did just finish up a game tonight so I plan on doing a quickie of it soon. I also have a bunch of other stuff planned so hopefully I can get this stuff up in a timely fashion.
Enjoy your week.
`bhvalence
Sunday March 23rd, 2008
Happy Easter…if you celebrate it. I guess I should have mentioned I was going to take a small tiny break. Oh well. It was my spring break this last week so I took a break…go figure. What did I do ? Worked and played some games. Yeah. No new post either. Such an eventful update I know. Truth is, I haven’t really gotten any new games or anything. So right now I’m almost done with Lost Odyssey and I’m slowly getting through my fourth playthrough of Mass Effect. Other than that, nothing new. I am kinda working on some older games that I might review but who knows. I need some new games. Unfortunately, one of those new games won’t be new, but on another platform. Why ? I have no idea. Maybe some people keep bugging me to play a certain game on a certain system…and I would hate to betray my loyalty to this other platform that I already have this game on. Okay okay, I’m not loyal to one system or another, I’m loyal to the games. Although playing a game on the PC and then on the console is a downgrade to me. Granted, I can’t play with these certain people, because Xboxers play with other Xboxers and PC peeps play with other PC peeps. Hence my dilemma.
I plan on picking up some older titles like Condemned and Dead Rising. Both of them are cheap so thats no big deal. I will also pick up Super Smash Brothers Brawl sometime in the future. I don’t know why its not high on my list right now. Maybe because its a pain in the ass to get the Wii online ? Possibly ? I don’t feel like plopping down 50 bucks plus an extra 30 for an adapter just so I can have a wired connection. What kind of bullshit is that ? Don’t even get me started with the stupid friend code thing either.
I digress. New char to guess, new song, and a new quote. The previous quote “Your words are as empty as your future…” was spoken by Sovereign from Mass Effect.
Hopefully I’ll have something up this week. It will probably be something small. You guys have a good week.
`bhvalence
Friday March 7th, 2008
New post is up. A fun little review I did. I think I might do some of my backlog reviews this way or just do them as QUICKIES ! but I haven’t decided yet. Anyways, enjoy the read.
Mark your calenders ! On March 10th, “Bring Down the Sky,” DLC for Mass Effect comes out ! YAY ! This will be sold for 400 microsoft points and contains 90 minutes of added fun ! This DLC will also reveal another race in the Mass Effect universe ! I might actually have to put down Lost Odyssey and work up my character for this ! I’m so excited !
Enjoy the rest of your week.
`bhvalence
Tuesday March 4th, 2008
Whoah there. Long time it has been. Well not really. I was suppose to have something new up a few days ago but a friend came into town and work has taken a bunch of my time blah blah blah. New song, new quote, new char, and a brand new post for you guys. The quote “Good woman ! Good smell ! AWW YEAH !” comes from Rogue Galaxy spoken by Dario.
In other news, my Best Buy voucher/gift certificate came in yesterday. So I headed down there and picked up a brand new Xbox 360. I’m so happy. Now I can finish Lost Odyssey and continue my domination in Mass Effect. Good times indeed.
Anyways, there should be another post later in the week, but no promises. Take care.
`bhvalence
EDIT: A little better at making the characters transparent. Looks like I’ll have to spend a little more time to make it better in photoshop. Sigh.
Tuesday February 26th, 2008
Sorry for the late update. I meant to do this Monday. A new post is up. Its not the one I had planned but I decided to pump this one out while it was still fresh in my mind. New quote, song and character. The quote “Well I don’t wear out in bed…” comes from Lost Odyssey spoken by Jansen.
No news on my Xbox yet. Hopefully the voucher comes in soon so I can pick up my new one. They said it was going to be a voucher. I’ll be damned if I get a refurbished piece of shit. I want the new ones with the good heat sinks. I don’t want to do this shit again.
Another post will be up later in the week. Have a good one.
`bhvalence
EDIT: HAHAHHAHA. Just looked at the news page. I made the character’s background transparent so it would look better on the page. However this is what you end up with when you are lazy in Photoshop. I’ll take more time and do a better job next time.
Friday February 22nd, 2008
New post is up ! Enjoy the read !
So my Xbox is on its way to wherever it goes. I got the Lost Odyssey OST and listening to these songs is killing me. I want to play it so bad its not even funny. I might have to take my memory card (oh yeah, to transfer all my shit off the Xbox I had to buy a 50 dollar memory card…you suck microsoft) and commandeer my brother in law’s Xbox. If I only had time when he wasn’t home. Oh well I guess now I have time to finish other games.
Expect another post Sunday or Monday. Payce.
`bhvalence
Tuesday February 19th, 2008
New post is up ! I am not changing the song, quote, or pic. I updated late, so that stuff will stay up until next week rolls around.
In other news, my Xbox360 is broken. Basically its giving me disk read errors on all my games. It decided to be gay, so I’m sending its ass back. However, I will be without a Xbox360 for a while…which makes me sad in the pants…cause Lost Odyssey is fucking awesome. I can’t play Mass Effect….this sucks. Hopefully I will have a new one in a few weeks.
In other news, I will have another post up in a few days. You guys have a good week.
`bhvalence
Thursday February 14th, 2008
Happy V-Day everyone ! Well for those of you who have loved ones to go out with and spend a wonderful day/night together that is…
Anyways…an update. There is a new post that will explain whats going on over here. New quote, new song, new char to guess. The quote “Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum…and I’m all outta gum” comes from Duke Nukem spoken by the Duke himself.
`bhvalence
Sunday January 27th, 2008
New quote, new pic, new song. No new articles. Sorry. The quote “Ahh…fresh meat !” comes from Diablo spoken by The Butcher.
There has been a reason for no updates. I decided to get this one in before I leave later this morning for California. Its 4am. I’m watching the Australian Open finals. Getting this update in on change overs.
Anywho, there will be no updates for a while. For how long I don’t know. On Tuesday, I’ll have double eye surgery. This isn’t a full blown cornea transplant. Basically, disks are going to be placed under my corneas, along with an eye drop treatment. I’ll be blind for some time. I don’t even know what extent the blindness will be…if that makes any sense. I might be able to see shapes…I might be in darkness. Who knows. So all I know is that I will be blind for a while, so no reviews or updates…hell I won’t be able to play any games.
Wish me luck. Enjoy the following weeks.
`bhvalence
Thursday January 17th, 2008
No update today. Sorry. Things came up so I didn’t have time. One was a family scare, the other was Mass Effect. Well, the Mass Effect thing has been going on for a week or so now. Just beat it for the third time. It took me 35 hours and 10 mins (approx.) to beat it this time. I will probably start my next playthrough tonight. I’m aiming at 40 hours this time, depending on circumstances that will pan out during the game. Who knows. Fortunately, I made a handy galaxy chart that says what planet has what so exploration time will but cut down a bit…but not by much. I will be more thorough in my searches, especially with more frequent trips back to the citadel to see if I missed anything. Unfortunately I did not get the super hyper power gamer achievement (I got to level 55 this time around) BUT I did get the scholar one so thats one difficult one off my mind. I have a theory as to why I didn’t get to 60. I think playing as a Paragon might have caused me to miss some exp which you would normally get for massacring people. We’ll see if this theory holds true.
I’ll try to get something up tomorrow but its not looking good. There will definitely be something up next week.
Oh and GameFly sucks. Maybe I will write about that tomorrow.
Payce.
`bhvalence
Monday January 14th, 2008
New post, new quote, new song. The quote “One who knows nothing can understand nothing…” comes from Kingdom Hearts spoken by Ansem. The new quote should be easy to get.
New features are up…except one. Still working on it. Started out with an easy character. Should be able to recognize her.
Nothing new on the game front right now. A bunch of stuff comes out in February so save those munnies.
I should have a new post up by Thursday. Keep an eye out for that…maybe two who knows.
Have a good week.
`bhvalence
Thursday January 10th, 2008
New post up. Enjoy.
`bhvalence
Monday January 7th, 2008
Happy New Year everyone ! I’m back and ready to write more stuff ! Our annual Christmas LAN is over and my first blog will be about that. Expect that Thursday or Friday. If while writing it I realize there Isn’t much to write about I’ll do a formal review.
Starting next week I’ll be introducing a few new features. The first are “Quickie Reviews.” For Christmas my bro got me a 2 month subscription to Gamefly. I hate renting games. I don’t do it. I just buy them. If I rent a game and like it I buy it anyways so I cut out the middle man and just purchase. I haven’t rented a game in years…not since the N64…or maybe even as far back as the SNES. I am not however a gift waster. So for two months I’ll be getting games that I do NOT want to buy and I’ll be doing quick reviews of them. First one should be up next week or this week if I’m not lazy. These reviews will not be the long diatribes I usually post…just quick ones.
The second feature is a name that character thing. Just like with the weekly quote I’ll throw up a picture of a character. You tell me who that character is and what game he/she is from.
The third new feature is a retro gaming column. Each week I’ll review an old school game. I might do something different with this. Who knows. Expect one next week.
New quote is up. “COR BLIMEY !” comes from Dragon Quest VIII spoken by Yangus…quite a lot actually. Great game.
You guys have a great week.
`bhvalence
Monday December 24th, 2007
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone at ValGaming ! And by that I mean me…
New song but no new quote yet. Ill have a more formal update later. Now I have to go get jello stuff from Fry’s.
Stay safe.
`bhvalence
Monday December 17th, 2007
New quote is up. “But Thou Must !” comes from Dragon Warrior on the NES.
I have a few posts in the works. I hope I can get one up by Thursday or Friday but because of the LAN it might be pushed off until later.
The LAN is going great so far. We have had one colossal spill so far (thanks to me). Sierra Mist Cranberry everywhere. It was awesome. Hopefully I can get off my ass and get some pics of the LAN and post them.
You guys have a great Christmas.
`bhvalence
Friday December 14th, 2007
New post is up.
The LAN has officially started. So far so good. As a result, my updates might be a little less frequent. I hope I have something up by Sunday or Monday, but it might be a tad longer due to me having fun. I will update the news section on Sunday.
Stay safe,
`bhvalence
Sunday December 9th, 2007
Another week goes by, another song and quote up. “Secrets are like herpes. If you got ‘em you might as well spread ‘em around.” comes from Mass Effect, spoken by Harkin. Dan got it right, even though I forgot I actually told him the quote a few weeks before…bravo for remembering anyways. Points go to you.
New review up today. I’ll have another post up here mid week, either Thursday or Friday.
Christmas LAN starts this Thursday or Friday. Come whenever, everything will be set up.
Good luck on your finals and have a terrific holiday break.
`bhvalence
Thursday December 6th, 2007
New post is up. Expect another either on Sunday or Monday. Enjoy your weekend.
`bhvalence
Monday December 3rd, 2007
Busy busy busy. Anyways, the quote “I gotcha ! Big Success !!” comes from Legend of the Dragoon for PS1 spoken by Meru. New quote is up.
Sorry for lack of updates. Things kinda snowballed on me this past week and this week isn’t looking much better. With finals and a Christmas tree to put up (its already up I just have to put the bulbs on it…yeah I know priorities) its been a bitch. But if I don’t get the post up tonight It’ll be here tomorrow.
I have everything all planned out for Christmas LAN ‘07. I’ll make a formal post here later and tell everyone individually as well.
I’ll update this news page when I get the post up. Have a good one.
I really have to reiterate: The quote up there is not a personal motto of mine. Its a quote from a video game…guess what game it is from. I’m serious…it really is. I laughed so hard when I heard it.
`bhvalence
*EDIT*
New post is up. Expect another by the end of the week. Happy reading.
Tuesday November 27th, 2007
New quote up. Another obscure one, but hey no one got this famous one so oh well. “You Spoony Bard !” came from Final Fantasy IV, spoken by Tellah.
Mass Effect pretty much has its death grip on me. I seriously cannot put it down. Still don’t understand some of the low scores its getting. Its like reviewers think its their job to shit on genius. First Assassins Creed and now this ? Halo 3 gets 10’s and games like AC and Mass Effect get 8’s ? I don’t really understand it. Maybe they all want to be the bad boys of the gaming review world. “Hey how did you like Mass Effect ?” “Pshhh, I gave that game an 8…” “OMG your such a rebel !”
Last week was busy (Thanksgiving and all) so thats why nothing was posted, but I do have 3 or so reviews lined up and some other special projects I can start to work on so expect a review of something by tomorrow or Wednesday.
I’m not aware of new releases in the coming weeks, and frankly I don’t care. I have so much shit to do right now that I hope there are not any good releases until next year. I don’t think I can handle another game.
`bhvalence
Tuesday November 20th, 2007
New quote up. Try to guess what game it is from. This one is a famous quote so it should be easier to recognize. “Excuses and Women are Equally Tiring…” comes from Grandia II, spoken by Ryudo.
Mass Effect hits stores today…my life is over. Lets see what I have on my plate at this moment:
Assassins Creed – I’m near the end but I’m a completionist so I’ll hunt down every goddamned flag there is and do every possible thing
Super Mario Galaxy – Again, completionist, I will get every star
Call of Duty 4 – I have beaten this already, but for these types of games, I always play the game twice then review it.
Clive Barker’s Jericho – I’ve beaten this three times already, but, I still need to unlock a few things. Definitely at the bottom of the to do list.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R – Replaying this. I got the urge to reinstall. I’ll finish it this time.
Guitar Hero III – Practice Practice Practice
Rainbow Six Vegas – Just because I never beat it…got far in Co-op but then my comp died. Just recently put it back on.
F.E.A.R Perseus Mandate – Kinda neglecting this one a tad, but F.E.A.R is amazing
So on top of all that, I’ll have Mass Effect to play.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
**UPDATE**
Mass Effect is the digital equivalent to crack. I get it and play it for 3 and a half hours, and decide I should clean a tad then play some more. So I turn it off, and go into the kitchen. I’m a little hungry so I grab a banana and sit down on the couch. I’m watching something, eating my banana, and by the time the banana is gone, I have to play it again. I have to. I throw the peel on the table and grab the controller off the ground and feverishly start it up again. So I tell my self to just play it for a while, but again another hour goes by. I’m lucky I pulled away from it for a shower. I wouldn’t even go to class tonight but I have a math test. I NEED MY FIX !
`bhvalence
Thursday November 15th, 2007
New post. Go check it out. This post wasn’t one of the planned posts I wanted to make. One of the planned posts should be up this Sunday.
Super Mario Galaxy and Assassin’s Creed are both awesome. Really, I do not understand some of the low scores Assassin’s Creed got. They might have played a different build…who knows. Anyways, I review both of these when I’m done playing them…which is going to be a while. Both are HUGE games that should not be rushed just to make a review of it. They deserve better than that. I’ll take as long as I want…its just too fun to jump from building to building or collecting stars.
Call of Duty 4 review soon. Look out for that.
`bhvalence
Saturday November 10th, 2007
New post today. Go take a look.
Changing the name of the blog. Try to guess which game the quote comes from. “I am Error” came from Zelda 2 for the NES.
Next week Assassins Creed and Super Mario Galaxy hits store shelves. Mario Galaxy releases on Tuesday, and Assassins Creed on Wednesday, although there is some confusion whether they are at stores on Tuesday, or if they ship for stores to sell on Wednesday. I would go on Tuesday just in case. Better safe than your friends laughing at you for not getting these games on launch day.
I have three or so blogs planned, I just have to get around to do them. Check back periodically.
`bhvalence
Sunday November 4th, 2007
Site is live ! Yay !
Ill post here when I throw up a new blog, or something new is coming out that doesn’t really deserve a post.
Have fun looking around. I know there isn’t much now, but I’m slowly adding stuff. Check the About section. All the blogs are contained in the Posts section.
Have fun.
`bhvalence
Oh and P.S. The title of the page (I am Error) will change every week or so. They are quotes from various video games. See if you can guess what game it is from.
November 10, 2007 at 7:29 pm
I can’t wait for Mario Galaxy. I bet it is going to be awesome. See ya in about a week and a half Nick.
November 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm
fuckin BORATTTT (11/30/’07)
November 30, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Wrong. Try again.
December 1, 2007 at 10:56 am
Are you looking up these quotes, or do you just remember them?
December 1, 2007 at 2:22 pm
I either remember them or write them down as I play the games. Games are a gold mine for awesome quotes.
December 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm
god damn it I don’t know…
December 5, 2007 at 10:34 am
Mass Effect
December 5, 2007 at 11:58 am
How the fuck…
Either you are the best guesser ever or you cheated and googled that shit. Tell the truth now…
December 5, 2007 at 8:19 pm
You told me when I was there 2 weeks ago. You were about to play it when you told me the line from it. haha
December 6, 2007 at 12:40 pm
How can I not remember that ? Hmmm. Oh wells =P
January 23, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I have heard that quote that you have up there, but can’t place it
March 23, 2008 at 10:24 am
Word up. Want to refer me to giganews? I’m gonna sign up anyway and its $15 to your account.
unless you’ve found a different / better news group. lata
March 28, 2008 at 8:58 am
I’m rdy for giga. email me the reference code whenever you get around to doing it
April 13, 2008 at 10:48 am
No new post in a couple weeks? I need some new reading material
April 29, 2008 at 10:21 am
that’s a funny line. I googled it but I won’t spoil it.
And that bitch I actually know! and I didn’t have to google it! It’s the bitch from that one game uh… Odyssey or something. and her name is uhh I forgot but it was a guy’s name I think.
May 23, 2008 at 12:05 pm
How could ever we forget Dr. Hojo and his disturbing dapplings into genetics?
July 29, 2008 at 7:45 pm
That is the chick from F.E.A.R.
July 29, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Whats her name =D
August 12, 2008 at 11:23 am
Mona Sax, Max Payne. Hi Nick!
August 13, 2008 at 12:47 pm
OMG FUCKING JAMES I LUV YOU ! And yes you are correct. lol.
August 26, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I’m so out of the video game loop
EDUCATE ME NICK!!
August 26, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Hey now I knew she was from number 2 and I am in vent and you are in AFK as usual even as I am typing this, don’t you have my cell # ? send me a text wtf.
I’ll take a guess on the new char it’s either Chichi, Koko or Miku from randomized JRPG 45235236. I don’t care for JRPG’s can you tell?
August 30, 2008 at 9:55 am
Is this character from Eternal Sonata?
September 2, 2008 at 3:39 am
The Japanese pronounce her name Biora.
September 8, 2008 at 5:28 am
uhm… Mario 64?
and uhm… Nick’s busty guitarist? Gonna guess her name is Nenadrya?
September 8, 2008 at 9:26 am
Oh lander you are so silly.
Yes its from Mario 64. But the other is wrong. lol.
September 18, 2008 at 8:11 am
are you gonna tell me who that guitar bitch is or whatttt
September 18, 2008 at 10:04 pm
How did I get the quote right??
September 19, 2008 at 7:26 am
Ok im going crazy. I could have swore you left a comment telling lander that yes it was indeed from Mario 64.
September 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
earthworm jim! i never played it though
October 19, 2008 at 8:46 am
Kirby!
October 19, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Jason beat you. He said it in the wrong place but he still won.
October 28, 2008 at 3:14 pm
the quote is from you if nobody guessed kirby.
November 3, 2008 at 7:49 pm
woh that rabbit is freaky! wtf
February 26, 2009 at 3:58 pm
nick you know you’re my only source for video game news
March 7, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Glad your back and typing again! Im the same as lander
March 10, 2009 at 2:42 am
“but then he got high….”
unreal. I have a feeling those videos will get a whole lot of views, but not for the reasons abovetheinfluence had in mind…
that’s the worst thing i’ve seen since monkey vs robot.
March 10, 2009 at 11:32 pm
ROFLMAO! No really, I am… that is pretty damn hilarious about the gaming while high deal. Gaming is serious business nowadays you know, gotta make sure we are sharp at all times with our trigger fingers. =P
March 17, 2009 at 8:11 pm
My work ethic is the same. Can’t wait for the long awaited post
April 11, 2009 at 11:23 am
Nick! where art thou? Seriously, you need to play Demigod with us. I know that you don’t care about RTS games but this is no typical RTS, it is a RTS/RPG hybrid where you control a single character or uhh… Demigod and level up with stats and get new powers just like a typical RPG.
Instead of controlling your army top down like a typical RTS giving them orders everywhere, you guide your army and build buildings with your “hero” and can use your experience points to level yourself or your army to march forward to destroy the enemies citadel before they get yours. It comes out on the 14th so stop by on vent or something sometime.